Southwick Christmas Shenanigans

Saturday was the Southwick Christmas party. It was fun and crazy. It was crazy not only because the family is huge, but because it got a little PG-13. Viewer beware. The images you are about to see might be inappropriate for your young viewers.... and you too.

We start out safe, just a cute picture of Bridger and Max (2nd cousin once removed- or something like that and good buddy) playing with a pink kitchen set.


I told Jason to put a belt on... what more needs to be said.

Would you eat 8 Hardie's Hamburgers and french fries? Darren did and, now old debts are being payed. Now I don't know how old this debt is but the story probably took place 15 or so years ago. My brother Darren and cousin Brandon made a deal, Darren was to eat 8 Hardie's hamburgers and french fries and in return Brandon would "shove a Brick up his butt." Obviously Brandon didn't think Darren could do it. As I said before, Darren held up his end of the deal but, Brandon didn't.
This year at the party, there was mysterious present for Brandon signed by Santa himself. In the package was a brick and a tube of KY jelly. Now the question at hand- What is 15 years of interest on a brick?
Darren swears up and down he was not the Santa that left the package and, no one is admitting to the mystery. I guess Santa is real and we all know what Brandon is getting in his stocking until his debt is payed.



To top the night off, Grandpa always gives all the grandchildren a Christmas ornament. This year he had a few different ornaments to choose from. My brother Jason was one of the first to choose. He was able to pick this beautiful, one of a kind glass snowman... I mean snow woman. This is where the story gets funny. We are pretty sure my grandpa didn't notice he was giving his grandson a topless snow women ornament.

Wow, there's nothing like a "good old Griswold" I mean Southwick Christmas.